Black Magic Spells

Dreaming True Magic Spell

To acquire prophetic dreams.

If you need knowledge regarding a certain matter but do not wish to resort to any other form of conjuration, then this is a very simple and often quite effective magic spell of attaining it. First, wait until the moon is waxing, approaching full. Then take a warm bath prior to going to bed in which you have added a few drops of the following mixture:

Oil of Thyme
Oil of Lavender
Oil of Rosemary
Oil of Peppermint
Powdered Poppy Seed

While you are taking the bath, light incense of:

Jasmine
Powdered White Sandalwood

Before you lay down to sleep write your question on a white piece of paper and place it in a small sachet with crushed Rowan leaves or crushed, dried Rowan berries.


If the magic spell works then you should have your answer within a week.




Magic Scrying Spell

To see visions via a Scrying mirror or crystal and to receive spiritual messages.

Procure a clear, round piece of crystal or concave glass.
Wash it in sea or salt water to consecrate it.
Next, take a vial of black paint and add one pinch of finely powdered St. John's Wort, then paint the back of the glass or crystal.

While you are painting say the following incantation to the Cabalistic Archangels:

I request that Michael, Gabriel, Raphael and Uriel bless this Scry Stone.
I ask that all visions be pure and true!
So mote it be!


Allow the paint to fully dry. Using a Silver candle in a darkened room, gaze into the Scry stone and concentrate on a specific question or person that you require information on.




Cauldron Prophecy Magic Spell

For prophecies to be revealed through dreams, strong impressions or immediate visions.

Fill a cauldron or large, black iron pot half-full of fresh water. Add a handful of Buttercup or Marigold petals. Light incense of Sage (also used for protection) or burn some Thyme. Stir the cauldron/pot gently three times while chanting the magic spell :

Into the threads of time I cast my thoughts
To catch a glimpse of what will be
O Gods of Asgard, bring into my mind
The lovely gift of prophecy


Look deep into the cauldron and you will receive messages



MAGIC LOVE SPELL


To return a loved one or gain the affections of a new love interest.

I get so many questions regarding this one!

I cannot force another to love us or to come back to us as that would be a violation of that person's Free Will and a Karmic no-no.

If they desire us, however, then we can nudge them along.

This magic spell utilizes a combination of symbology and your own psychic energy in conjunction with that of a living organism (a plant) to heighten the potency.

The precise purpose of this type of magic spell is to enhance the receptivity of your love interest to your feelings, desires and goals - not to make someone love you or come back to you.

Theoretically, this magic spell may be performed with any type of bulb from a Tulip to an Onion, although I have found that Hyacinth and Onion bulbs are the most effective.

one would not expect a less than desirable smelling Onion bulb would work, but it does!

You need to research and find out how to properly care for the specific plant you decide to use.

If your plant starts to die, there could be several reasons for this. One, the plant may have been sickly when purchased. Two, you are not following the directions for taking care of it adequately. Three, it is a message that this relationship is not meant to be.

How can you tell which reason is applicable? Try a new plant and ensure that you get a healthy one, feed and water it properly, then if it still does not thrive it may be best to release this person from your life.

This can occur if you are obsessed with the person you are focusing on when doing the recitation below. Obsession is never healthy for anyone.


Plant the bulb in a new flower pot naming it your loved one as you do. If possible tape a picture of the desired one to the bottom of the pot out of the view of others. If you do not have a photo you can write the person's name, and his or her's parents first names, on a small piece of paper and tape that to the bottom instead. Each time you need to water the plant, chant this magic spell :

As this root grows
and this blossom blows,
may (name loved one) heart be turned to me.
As (His/Her) Will, So Mote It Be!

Seaside Height, the past

My fav beach... Seaside Heights!!!

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1950's

GLAMOR Spells!!!

A MAGIC HERBAL BEAUTY CHARM SPELL

You can use this charm to "fluff up" the glamour in your aura.
This combination of herbs works to give you not only radiance,
but also increased attractiveness and self-confidence.
Keep the sachet on your altar or near your bed where you can see it daily.
To make it you will need:

1 six-inch square of golden cloth
1 seven-inch square of green lace (dye some)
1 teaspoon of witch hazel bark or tincture
1 teaspoon of cardamom seeds (look in Grocery shop)
1 teaspoon grains of paradise (or use paprika)
1 teaspoon basil (Grocery or garden store)
1 teaspoon caraway seeds (Grocery store)
1 inch piece of dried ginger root and one of powdered icing sugar
1 inch piece of cinnamon stick (Grocers)
13 apple seeds (greengrocers or garden)
1 piece of rose quartz 1 garnet
Red ribbon to make tiny red ribbon roses. (or buy little red fabric rose's)

Lay out the gold cloth squarely on top of the lace.

In the center sprinkle the witch hazel, cardamom, grains of paradise, basil, and caraway.
Hold the sugar ginger in your hands and focus on your inner beauty; see it as ray of light making its way into your aura. Place the sugar ginger on top of the herbs.
Add the cinnamon stick, the apple seeds, the rose quartz, and the garnet.

Bring the corners of the cloth and the lace up to a bundle; wrap three times with the ribbon.
Tie three knots. Put the ribbon rose stems directly over the ribbon and wrap the ribbon ends three more times, tying three more knots to secure the ribbon roses to the sachet.

Trim any ragged ends. Raise energy and charge the sachet, saying:

"Treasures without, Treasures within
the glamour comes from my heart,
Beauty without, Beauty within,
Never from me to part. " It is done.



SPELL TO KEEP BEAUTY FROM FADING

When all your face appears most fair, When the comets and meteors gild your hair,
And in your eyes the moon and sun Contest, surrender, and burn as one,
When ivory Venus smoothes your brow, And Mars recurves your lips' red bow,
Make haste to utter this binding verse And hold the stars on their kindest course...

"Figure of fire,
That shifts and changes,
Planets that move
By heaven's hinge,
Be siged and fixed
Forever here,
And close my image
Within thy sphere"


Measure a yard of golden string Loose from your fingers let it swing,
Then tie it in thirteen sturdy knots, Hide it among your scents and pots.



MOONSHINE STARSHINE GLAMOUR SPELL

On a full moon, take a mirror and go outside.
(if you can't then open a window, make sure the moon is reflected on the mirror)
Take a piece of a picture (hair, lips, eyes, whatever you are interested in changing)
Place it on the mirror and concentrate on it and say:

"Moonshine, Starlight,
let the wind carry your light,
let your glow cover my body,
and let your shine cover every eye."

Say it 3 times and concentrate on the part that you want to change, Then say...

"Moonshine, Starlight,
shape and mould my body,
as a rose is granted beauty,
let me blossom in your light,
the light that brings me beauty,
and grant me beauty three times three"

Say it 3 times and when you are finished light a candle (pink) or some flower scented incense.



CASTING A GLAMOUR SPELL TO LOOK BEAUTIFUL TO PEOPLE

You will need the following:
1 rose quartz crystal
six rose petals
small bottle of witch hazel

Look at your face in a mirror and all of its flaws.
Visualize your face changing into the face you want and desire.
Rub the rose quartz lightly over the problem areas and say the following:

"Stone of Beauty, Stone of Love,
Erase imperfection as I rub,
Bring to me the face I see,
As I will so mote it be!!!"

Open then the bottle of witch hazel and insert the rose quartz.

Take the six rose petals in your right hand and say...

"Venus, One of beauty rare.
I offer you these petals fair.
Bless them with your loveliness
and bring the beauty I request."

Rub the petals over any line, wrinkle, imperfection etc.

Then drop them in the witch hazel.
Cap the bottle tightly and give it six good shakes a day for a week.
At the end of the week, use it everyday as a toner after face washing.
As you apply it say...

"Imperfections, go away.
Beauty of Venus, come forth this day."

We've been having unusually warm weather her at the shore, for spring that is.... It's hit the 90's every day for 3 days now, and the weather report says one more day to go!

I love it!!! I don't mind it at all, but my poor kitty has been looking at me like.... WTF LADY!!!


He's been sprawled out in all the cool area's he can find, and moving once it gets warm again, to another cool area.... so I took pity on him!

After all, I have to check the central air before summer starts?... what if it's broken?, or need some work?.... right????

Giggle, so today at 3pm I turned it on, just for an hour or so, to check it out... make sure it works... you understand that don't you???


Mmmmmmmmm cool air!!! Works just fine!!!! giggle I think I'll let it run a little bit.... just to be sure!

waaaaaah!!!!

No, really, I'm not! Let me say that again... No, really, I'm not! hummmmm No, really, I'm not!!!

STOP ME!

But truth be out, in some way I totally am!!!

Like my neat freak thing.... don't mess with my pillows on the sofa, or leave things out on my counter tops (unless, It's my things I leave out, and that's OK, cause it's MINE!)

Like this morning when I plucked every single, tiny weed on my lot, and then I wanted to go do my neighbors lots too!!!! ****Sigh*****

But worst of all I want to pack for SHORE LEAVE!!!!

Yep, NOW!

It doesn't matter to me that it's 93 days away!!! (did ya notice... I'm counting???)

It doesn't matter that everything would be wrinkled and smelly by then....

I WANNA, I WANNA, I WANNA!!!!

Maybe part of it is that know one has really POSITIVELY answered me about going with me!

My daughter is saying "yes", but she's got 4 kids, and things can change at any time... and Steph is still hemming and hawing... not quite sure if she's going or not... AND STUFF LIKE THAT DRIVES ME INSANE!

Of course, doesn't matter either way, cause I'm still going.... but... PLANS PEOPLE, PLANS, I HAVE TO MAKE PLANS!!!!

What kind of food to bring, what kind of clothing to bring, what amount of money do I have to have!!!

I'm like this Obsessive planner!!!!!

And, my suitcase is now in my closet.... it just glares at me every time I open the door... Like to say.. "fill me, fill me"!

TORTURE, PURE TORTURE!!!!

Whew! I feel better now, no, the compulsion has not gone away, but at least I've shared with the world that I'm a total nut job!!!

heart beating fast, going to faint!!!

I was sitting outside, enjoying the sun, sort of dreaming and just being happy.... when out of the corner of my eye I spied something on the ground.... coming towards me!!!!

Of course my mind, being slightly cracked, envisioned a HUGE SPIDER!!!!


Knocking over my chair, running away, screaming........


When I looked back.... chipmunk, sitting on the ground.... looking at me like I was out of my mind!!!!!


Very funny you little vermin!!!! Very funny!

Danish Humor

COPENHAGEN (AFP) – A skeleton briefly sat in for Copenhagen's beloved Little Mermaid, who left her spot in the harbour last week for China, the museum behind the April Fool's prank said Thursday.

"Copenhagen will be deprived of its Little Mermaid for six months, and we thought we should replace it. It's April Fools, after all!" Hanne Strager, the head of exhibitions at the Natural History Museum of Denmark, told AFP.

The replacement -- which even had a skeleton fish tail -- was placed in the same position as the Little Mermaid and sat in her vacant spot for two hours, to the delight of tourists.

"Half of the mermaid was built with a human skeleton, and the other with a swordfish" tail, Strager said.

"Many passers-by thought it was really funny and jumped in front of the mermaid to have their pictures taken," she added.

The real Little Mermaid statue left Copenhagen last week to be the centrepiece of the Danish pavilion at the 2010 World Expo in Shanghai until October 31.

It was the first time the iconic sculpture left her perch at the entry of the Copenhagen harbour since she was placed there almost a century ago.

Her skeleton replacement was introduced to the media in a prank statement that said the Little Mermaid "had returned".

The statement claimed it was the only remaining complete skeleton of a "Hydronymphus pesci", a species said to be extinct since the end of the 17th century.

It claimed to have acquired the remains at the beginning of the 18th century, and that the only other skeleton of the specimen, in Saint Petersburg's Hermitage museum, was "not as complete as Copenhagen's" because of its missing tail.

After basking in the Copenhagen sun for two hours, the fake skeleton was returned to the museum where it would be displayed during the Easter holidays, Strager said.

The Little Mermaid statue is based on a character in an 1837 fairytale by author Hans Christian Andersen about a half-human half-fish legendary creature in love with a human.

Edvard Eriksen's 1913 sculpture, measuring 125 centimetres (50 inches) and weighing 175 kilos (385 pounds), is considered a national treasure and one of the main tourist attractions in Denmark.

Couldn't resist re-posting this also!! OLDER WOMEN

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will not lay next to you in bed and ask, "What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is, what she is, what she wants and from whom.

Few women past the age of 40 give a damn what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved. They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one!

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.
For every stunning, smart, well-coifed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants making a fool of himself with some 18-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage. AMEN !!!

Reprint: Trying on the DREADED bathing suit!!!!!

There are a few steps to do, before trying on your bathing suit for the first time in the spring!!!


1. be DRUNK, very, very DRUNK

2. Only look at yourself in a mirror that shows you from your chest up!!!
Never a full length one!!!!!







3. Have emergency chocolate ready in case of shock

4. Get dressed in regular clothing, go to the beach or pool.... and LOOK AROUND! I mean really look around at the women.... ignore the teenyboppers, and just look at the regular women...

5. Feeling better? I thought so.... now go for it!!!!!

Creation of the Jersey Shore

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael, the Archangel, found Him resting on the seventh day. He inquires of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh Of satisfaction and proudly pointed downward through the clouds. "Look, Michael, look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of the earth, "For example, Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Africa is going to be poor. The Middle East over there will be a hot spot."
God continued, pointing to different countries, "This one will be extremely hot and while this one will be very cold and covered with ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large land mass with an ocean as it border and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God, "that's the Jersey Shore, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful beaches, rivers, lakes, and climate.

The people from the Jersey Shore are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world.

They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high achieving people, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then exclaimed, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance! Everyone and everything seems so totally perfect in this place you call the Jersey Shore"

God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the assholes I'm sending down from New York every summer."