More gifts

And this is the newest addition to my Dragon family.

A new little baby given to me by Ty and Steph. I haven't named him yet, anyone have some ideas?????

Some Christmas gifts

Here are two witches that Eileen got me, they are from a collection. I got a witch mirmaid from her last year. These are "Ms. Thang", and "Ms. Selma" Plus a collection of cute, and cuddly monsters!!! How sweet! I love them all!!!

GIFTS

No one asked me this year... "What do you want for Christmas?"

And I totally understand that, since I usually don't have a clue what I want.... or if I really want anything!

I had to be the most annoying kid!!!!! I never wrote a letter to Santa, I never told Santa specific types of gifts.... Like a Chatty Kathy doll. Nope, because I'm just not like that. Hummmm, maybe that's why Mom liked me the best.... I didn't have a demanding bone in my body.


I LOVE gifts! Anything, no matter how stupid or gaudy, I just love them! And yes, I do have a preference for GAUDY! Glitter, glitz, rhinestones, crystal... Love it. Just not in clothing.


One year I did tell some people I needed a housecoat, and I got THREE!!! GIGGLE!! But, I was happy with them. And used them all up!


This year I wanted 2 things.... a carpet cleaner, and a new housecoat (NOT blue.... why is it that ratty old housecoats that last forever are BLUE??)


But no one bothered to ask. so I'm pretty sure I'll have to go out and buy them. LOL

I tried hard with some of my friends, asking what they wanted or needed, but no one had a clue, so I winged it this year. I can only hope they all like what I got for them. Because of money, not terrably expencive this year, but nice. I hope. GIGGLE


All except for Matt Litchfield..... His gift will have to wait till summer, because it's a big one, and..... well, I'm NOT going to spoil the surprise! GIGGLE

Ouchy Yule! Giggle

Twas the night before X-mas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even my spouse;
The paddles were hung in the cupboard with care,
In hopes that her bottom soon would be bare;

The children were nestled at grandma's in bed,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her nightie, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long discipline chat,

When out of her mouth there arose such a clatter,
I sat on the bed as she sassed "Hey what's the matter?"
I pulled her across my knee in a flash,
Pulled up her nightie to bare her cute ass.

Her bottom was white as the new-fallen snow
But would soon give way to the luster of a healthy red glow,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a large wooden paddle, to redden her rear,

With long hard swings, both lively and quick,
She knew in a moment it won't be a picnic.
In rapid succession the paddling came,
I shouted, and called out her no-nos by name;

"Now, SASSING! Now, LYING! And STAYING UP LATE!"
I paddled her hard and continued her fate.
She begged and she pleaded and I knew she would bawl!
Her bottom, her thighs I covered them all!

As I held her down tight I listened to her cry,
When the paddle met her, there were tears in her eyes,
So I spanked and I spanked and the paddle it flew,
With the lecture of love that came with it too.

The wiggling and kicking of each little foot
The paddle would soon make her little ass cook.
As I drew back the paddle, again it was sound,
Down on her bottom it came with a bound.

She was beautiful and sexy, from her head to her foot,
But her soul was all tarnished like ashes and soot;
A bundle of guilt she had on her back,
I took them away with each paddle wack.

Her eyes -- how they twinkled! With tears that weren't merry!
Her cheeks were red as roses, her thighs like a cherry!
Her beautiful hair was drawn up in a bow,
And her bottom was now not as white as the snow;

I let her get up and put the paddle on the shelf,
I kissed her and I love her more then myself;
A wink of my eye and a twist of my head,
Soon let her know it was now time for bed;

I spoke not a word, but went straight to work,
I tucked her in bed; then turned with a jerk,
And laying my finger aside of my nose,
And thinking inside, "She's as red as a rose";

Now discipline is not as easy as a whistle,
And it won't go away like the down of a thistle.
Now to all of you who love spankings so dear,
"MERRY X-MAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A RED REAR!"

MERRY YULE

Merlin says to have a "layed back, belly busting, happy Yule time!!!!!!!

Tell me I'm wrong?

This is the latest in the "Sister" saga. Tell me if I'm wrong........



My Aunt Harriet is down for a visit. (the one remaining aunt on my mother's side, actually the last I should say)



Now Eileen told me when she was coming up to NJ in December for a long visit with friends, but NOT when she was actually visiting US..... since she has a ton of friends here in NJ.



So, I talked to Eileen on Thursday, and told her to stop by this weekend and pick up her gifts, since I'm not going to her house for Christmas............ and she said she would............



On Sunday, I finally called her to find out when she was coming, and she was all flustered, and busy, cooking.


Now because she was flustered, and of course since she just HAS to complain ALL THE TIME!!!!.......... she let slip that aunt Harriet was coming for dinner on Monday.......... NOT THAT SHE ASKED ME TO COME.... and if she was planning to ask me to come....WHY DIDN'T SHE CALL ME EARLIER..... SHE DIDN'T EVEN CALL ME.... I CALLED HER.... LATE ON SUNDAY!!!



So, we can tell I wasn't going to be invited..... and if I was, as just a second opinion..... why didn't she call me for Matt's schedule.... so she would know what DAY to invite Harriet over????


She KNOWS Matt has full day schedules this semester!!!! She knows that most days I have to pick him up late at night............ so If I was really going to be invited..... why didn't she bother to check with me???????????????????


On top of that, it all started with her complaining about all the work she was doing to make Gwupies or stuffed cabbage.......


Not to be a bitch, but I had just spent 2 days making a HUGE VAT of them, and told her all about them...... But she was complaining that Aunt Harriet wanted them for dinner......................................................................................................


soooooooo, if I was actually in the consideration for this dinner party........ why did SHE make the cabbage, when she knew I had already made a HUGE amount??????????? why didn't she call me days earlier, and ask me to bring the cabbage????


The only thing I can think of is that I wasn't wanted.

I didn't go of course, I couldn't..... and you know what...... I'm TIRED OF BEING NICE!!!!!



That's it!!!! I'm so done with the BITCH! DONE!!!!!!!

So Dissapointed in people

I'm so disappointed in people this year. Where are the Christmas cards?!?!?!?!?

Have people gotten so cheap that they can't spend the money to buy them. That can't be, because cards in packs are pretty cheap. My cards this year, with Tinkerbell on them, were only a Dollar!

Is it the stamps. Yes, they have gone up in price. I know that, you know that.... but isn't it worth it?

Maybe it's the computer? I send E-Mail cards for different things. Birthdays, and other holidays.... but I don't even get them!!!!

There is something magical about going to your mail box, and find a pretty card there! One you can display, and look at. SIGH

This year I have 3 of them! ONLY 3! And 2 are from the same person!!!!!!! Maybe more will come?????.... I've had one or two that managed to make it to me AFTER Christmas.

Tradition is a strong piece of our past. Decorating the tree, and house, making or buying cookies, and sending Christmas Cards. To drop one whole piece of the tradition is just plain wrong!

It's funny, but my Aunt actually mentioned to me that she MISSED getting my cards one year when I was too sick to send them. Maybe that's why she sent me 2 of them. GIGGLE. But I think it was more of forgetting in her old age.... but I was wonderful getting them!

Sometimes it's nice getting something besides bills and flyer's in the mail. It grounds you, reminds you of those you don't see that often, and damn it! They are just plain PRETTY!!!!!

For all you little kids

For all you little kids, and adults who still are young at heart, you have to cut and paste this, and watch this movie!!! It's soooooooo funny!


New inoculation for Cooties


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6ylxWcwkUM

Christmas

How I try to keep good cheer,
but nothing but "bah Humbug" here!

snowy roads, and chilling cold,
Icy sleet, and slippery roads.

slush in my shoes, and long winter colds,
games that I need have long been sold!

feet sore from shopping miles of malls
back sore from wrapping tying those bows,

One more merry carol on the radio,
and I'm going to blow....

what's that? What a present for me?
Yipe, Merry Christmas, bah humbug's not me!!

The holiday wheel