Saturday, December 05, 2015

You might be a Redneck Pagan


You might be a Redneck Pagan.......



if your cakes-n-ale are cornbread and moonshine.

if  your voodoo doll is made of WalMart bags.

 if "All Hail" is often misinterpreted as "awww hell"



if you gall stones for runes

 if instead of colored candles you use colored Yule lights.


if skinny dipping in the crik is part of your ritual bathing.

if your ritual robe is made out of mossy oak camo.

 if your ritual knife is also a skinning knife



if your chalice is a red solo cup

 if your ritual chalice is a mason jar that once had pickles in it.

if your cauldron is also a wash tub...

 if your cauldron is the old rusty top-load washing machine in the front yard



if you reenact the wild hunt, and actually hunt

if you call the quarters as "North, East, South and Over Yonder."



 

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