Zombie Mom's!

Seems zombie books don't agree with me! They get me all riled up and not able to sleep!

Not the whole living dead thing, that I can handle..... but the mess thing...

even as a zombie I'd be a mom...

"for goodness sake, if you don't push those entrails in you can't go out!"..

"pick up that arm, were you raised in a mad scientist's lab!!!"

"who's arm is that? That's not the arm you went out with!"

"I know the thrill of the whole "living dead" thing... but couldn't you be a vampire? they get all the good jobs! Mrs. Zwedamires daughter is a vampire"

"How many times do I have to tell you NOT to leave your eyeball on the stairs!!??? someone could get hurt that way!"

For my Fav. Halloween lady!!

Blessings

MAGIC HOME BLESSING

Who comes to me, I keep. Who goes from me, I free.
Yet against all I stand who do not carry my key.

Use this as an inscription over a threshold with three pine cones hung loose to blow in the wind.




SPELL TO BLESS A NEW RELATIONSHIP

Bake a fresh loaf of bread.
Hold it up to the moon and ask the lady to bless the bread as well as the relationship.
Break off a piece of the bread for your partner, as well as one for yourself as well.
As you share time together, share the bread as well.

Do not cut the bread with a knife or any other cutting tool.
Just break off the pieces with your hands.

Adding butter or jam might be a good idea to help sweeten things up a bit.


MAGIC DWELLING BLESSING

Dwelling of Stone, Metal, Wood and Earth
Silent One, Protective One, you of the four winds
Dwelling of Health, Wealth Joy and Peace:
Guardian Sustained you of the Earth
Dwelling of Stone Metal Wood and Earth
Secure One Peaceful One
You of the Guarded and protected you be
Cleansed and pure you be
Peaceful and loving you be
It is finished in Beauty
It is finished in Beauty
It is finished in Beauty

MAGIC BLESSING FOR THE BODY

To convert the senses This blessing gives the body more connection with the spirit.
It may also help with your readiness to channel. To be done at night in the moon's view.

Light a large white candle.
Burn sandalwood and balsam and pine. Prepare a bowl of water sprinkled with salt.
Put this before you and touch it to each part of your body.

To the eyes
Bless my eyes that I might have clarity of vision

To the mouth
Bless my mouth that I may speak the truth

To the ears
Bless my ears that I may hear all that is spoken and not

To the heart
Bless my heart that I may be filled with love

To the uterus
Bless my womb that I may be in touch with my creative energy that stems from the universe

To the feet
Bless my feet that I may find and walk my own true path

Fill yourself with understanding, and from that love.
Extinguish candle when done (can be used for other purposes).

Your a pain, you know who you are! but here you go!

1. What are you thinking right now?
Thinking about what store to head too, think K-mart won

2. What about now?
same thing

3. For a million bucks would you call 911 and tell them you were being abducted by aliens?
In a heart beat!!

4. Do you still sing to old songs when you're in the shower or in the car alone?
All the time

5. What would you do with a brick?
control myself, take a deep breath, then go build a patio

6. Which is worse: being hot or cold while trying to sleep?
Hot! can't stand being hot at night!

7. What kind of fruit would you be?
an orange

8. What kind or animal would you be?
a horse

9. If you wake up the next morning and found out you were the opposite sex, what would you do?
go shopping for new clothing!


10. Have you ever woke up thinking you were somewhere else?
Yes!!! and it was totally weird!


11. Did you ever believe that there was a monster in your closet/under your bed?... Do you still?... Lol
When I was little my sister told me there were big headed black creatures under the bed, and if you let an arm or leg hang over, they would get you.... I still can't let ANYTHING hang over the edge of the bed!!!!

12. Have you ever wondered why girls can wear guy clothes (and be call "tomboy" but guys can't wear girl clothes?

Nope

14. Are you one of these people that say "ummm" or "like" in sentences?
ummm, no!

15. Are there any repetitive noises you like to make that drive others crazy?
Not that I know about, and I'm sure someone would tell me!


16. Have you ever recorded you voice, then played it back and was shocked to hear a voice that doesn't sound like yours?

YES! Used to think I could sing.... till I recorded myself and found I sounded like a frog with a cold!!! :(

17. Have you ever looked at pictures of yourself and wondered if you really look like that?

No, I wished I DIDN'T look like that... but it was always me!

18. What's the most daredevil-ish thing you've ever done?

Jumped out of a plane, few a helicopter!


19. How many illegal things have you done and gotten away with?
I wouldn't even ATTEMPT to count them! I'm evil I tell you...EVIL!!!

20. What's your favorite season? Why?

The Fall, love the smell, the weather, the feeling!

21. What is the coolest thing you've ever seen?

As in "good" cool? slept with a movie star

22. When was the last time you swept up under your refrigerator?... Do you think it needs sweeping under there?
I do it at least once a year, to get the cat toys out!!!

23.what is something totally random that gets on your nerves? (besides this quiz)

Repetitive sounds, like crickets or frogs!

24. What are you wearing right now? (it better not be nothing!)
black Capri's and a pink t shirt


25. If you could walk up and slap/smack someone you really couldn't stand, with no adverse reaction, would you do it?

I would do it even if there was an adverse reaction!!! Slap the bitch!

26. Have you ever spied on your neighbors?
Ummmm, watched, checked on, complained, but not spied!


27. What common, everyday sound gets on your nerves?
The tea pot!!! Hate that whishle!!!

28. Have you ever watched a scary movie at home alone in the dark?... Did you get scared?
Are you out of your mind!!!! Scary movies are for during the day time!!!!

29. Out of a scale of 1-10 how scared do you get?
About a 2, I have nerves of steel

30. What is your greatest fear?
Heights

31. If you can have any kind of super power, what would it be?... What would you use it for?
Invisibility.... I'd steal... of course, and spy on people! See, EVIL!

32. When you were little, what did you want to be when you grew up? What do you want to be now/what are you now?
I wanted to be a nun, but now I just want to be alone!

33. If you can go back in time to an age/grade, what age/grade would it be? Why?
I would go back to kindergarten, and change things starting there!


34. What's you favorite weird mixture of food (ex. Mac and cheese with ketchup and bacon bits!!.. Yummy!)?
Anchovy's with cream cheese

35. All of a sudden do you feel hungry?
Yes, gonna pick up some

36. Why are you doing this survey?
(shrugs)

37. Have you ever flown
Yes

38. Did you notice there was no question 13?... Why do you think that is?
Didn't even notice LOL

39. Did you find this survey fun? And should I make another one?
you need a life!

40. I know #37 is quite random just BAM! right outta the clear blue sky but have you ever felt a sudden urge to just let loose and scream/wail loudly?
(it's alright if you have)
Many a time!!!!!!

41.)If you could fly where would you go/for how long?
England, for at least a month!

42.)have you ever been to Disney World in Florida/Disney Land in California?
Nope

43.)do you still sleep with stuffed animals if so what age are you?
Yep, a kid, and I had a blanie too!

44.)Have you ever flown?
Stop being funny!

45.)have you ever seen a live Tarantula?
Yes!!!!!

46.)Can you climb a tree?
Yepper, I was a total tom boy!

47.) if so how many have you climbed?
zillions!

48.)What kind of shoes are you wearing now?
Shoes? it's summer, I do not need stinking shoes!

49.) Whats your favorite Color
Pink

The last and FINAL question #50.) have you ever just wanted to puke out of a moving cars window?
Not since I was a teenager!

Yule

Yes, I know it's a little early..... but hay! You have to let people know what you want, don't you?

So, I'm making my list for "STUFF I WANT FOR YULE"


Perfect salt and pepper shakers!!! Wouldn't my camera look cool in this? So soft and warm!!!!

And if I can't have the grenades..... and most of my friends wouldn't trust me with them anyway.... I want this salt and pepper shaker!!!!!!

Couldn't resist this one!

I see this allllll the time on facebook!

Dangers of summer plants

Summer is the perfect time to be outside with your kids in the yard and garden. But have you ever taken a check of the plants in your yard to make sure they’re safe for your kids to be around?

Some everyday plants sold at your local nursery and found in the woods may be dangerous if curious children touch the leaves or put them in their mouths, so it’s a good idea to know which plants are in your yard.


Here are some of the most common plants that can be dangerous to pets, children or yourself.


Poison Ivy, Poison Sumac, Poison Oak

Dangerous to Touch

These three plants are commonly found in the backyard and release an oil (urushiol) when the leaf or other part of the plant are bruised, damaged or burned. When it comes in contact with skin, the oil causes an allergic reaction characterized by an itchy red rash, bumps and blisters. To help children identify these plants, teach them the simple phrase, “Leaves of three, let them be.”
More information about the description and location of these plants can be found on the Center For Disease Control website. http://www.cdc.gov/niosh/topics/plants/


Oleander

Dangerous to Touch or Ingest

One of the most commonly grown toxic plants, every bit of the oleander plant is harmful. Typical symptoms of ingestion include a change in heart rate, nausea, vomiting and central nervous system reactions such as tremors, seizures and collapse. Ingesting a single leaf has proven to be deadly for infants or toddlers. Touching a plant results in the release of a nectar that once on the hands, can easily be transferred to the mouth with harmful effects.


Lily of the Valley

Dangerous to Ingest

Also known as mayflowers, these drooping, white fragrant flowers are found in shady, moist areas. The tiny bell-shaped flowers can cause nausea, vomiting, pain and diarrhea when ingested in large amounts. Heart irregularities are also a potential problem.


Hydrangeas

Dangerous to Ingest

These puffy pink, blue or white flowered bushes are commonly used in landscaping and as cut flowers. The blooms will cause stomach pain if ingested and possibly itchy skin, weakness and sweating as well as a possible breakdown in the body’s blood circulation.


Peonies

Dangerous to Ingest

These beautiful blossoms can reach up to 13 cm in diameter and appear in all shades of red, pink and white. Commonly cultivated in gardens, ingestion can result in vomiting and accelerated heartbeat.


Narcissus

Dangerous to Ingest

Also known as daffodils and jonquils, these beautiful yellow flowers have bulbs that can be toxic. Ingestion can cause nausea, stomach pain, cramps and diarrhea. The bulbs are easily confused with onions and this is commonly how ingestion occurs.


Rhododendron

Dangerous to Ingest

Rhododendron and azaleas are common landscaping bushes with beautiful flowers and an evergreen shrub. The leaves and the honey nectar made from the flowers are both toxic if ingested and can cause irregular heart rates, increased salivation and nausea.


Water Hemlock

Dangerous to Ingest

Called the most “violently toxic plant that grows in North America” by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, ingesting only a small amount of the toxic substance of this plant can produce poisoning in humans and pets. Water hemlock has small, white flowers that grow in form umbrella-like clusters and the plant grows in wet seepage areas. Its poison works directly on the central nervous system and cause violent convulsions, seizures and even death.


Castor-bean plants

Dangerous to Ingest

These green and reddish plants can be purchased at nearly any garden center, but contain the deadly poison ricin in the seeds. This poison has been widely used as a toxin and is harmful if ingested, causing nausea, diarrhea and potential heart irregularities. Ingestion of several castor-bean seeds could lead to death.


Anthurium

Dangerous to Ingest

These unique looking plants with dark green, heart-shaped leaves and a red, white or green spike surrounded by a red, pink or white “spathe” are toxic if ingested. Symptoms include stomach pain, nausea and vomiting.


Foxglove

Dangerous to Ingest

This beautiful plant grows up to three feet tall with drooping purple, pink or white flowers along a central stalk. Ingestion of the plant can cause heart problems after nausea, vomiting and diarrhea. Interestingly, the leaves of the plant are a commercial source for some heart drugs.


Delphiniums

Dangerous to Ingest

Also known as larkspur, Delphinium features blue and white flowers and are often used by florists to represent love. The flower has been used for medicinal purposes and to repel pests, but consumption in large amounts can be poisonous.


Wisteria

Dangerous to Ingest

This cascading blue, pink or white flower is found predominately in the South and Southeast. It grows mainly on woody vines and can be seen climbing in trees or arbors. Ingesting this plant can cause nausea, vomiting, cramps and diarrhea.


Chrysanthemum

Dangerous for Pets

Commonly seen in the fall, and known as “mums,” these flowers appear in a variety of colors (red, yellow, white, purple, varied). For children, touching them may cause an allergic reaction on the skin. For your pets, however, ingestion can be very harmful causing nausea, diarrhea, vomiting and incoordination.

yeeeehawwwwww!

Yuck!

I had to post this!!!! This is the picture of my next door neighbors front yard that I see out of my living room, and bedroom window EVERY DAY!!!

Yes, it is June, and those are pumpkins that they just brought out of the house a few days ago!!!!

Why didn't they put them in the garbage?????

I have no clue... they are rotting, and fungus covered, yet she put them on the steps like they were decorations!!!!!

Also, note the black fungus covered front steps, and the plastic covered front door!!!!!!

Plus, they have two HUGE dogs, that they have NEVER, EVER WALKED or have let out of the house..... IN THE LAST 2 YEARS!!!!

Besides them, the neighborhood is nice, clean, and landscaped....

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE "Jerry Springer Family" FOR NEIGHBORS?????

LOL

A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”





The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”





The biker thought about it for a long time and finally said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”





…and the Lord replied, “Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?”

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O.K.... really?

My girlfriend Barb is giving me this sippy cup to take to Shore Leave!

Could make for some very interesting conversations!!!

Little by little

Bit by bit, I'm getting my suitcase packed for Shore Leave.

While putting my costume's together, I'm taking the small things.... like gloves, jewelry... etc and putting them in my suitcase.

Better to be early.... then to forget shit!!!!

And I WILL FORGET SHIT! Believe me, I'm really good at that!!!

I'm also gathering all the little things... like my first aid kit, my sewing kit, my pills, my lotions and such, and putting them in the suitcase too!

I still have a list of things left to get, but it's a small list.

Clothing.....CHECK

Costume......CHECK

Shoes........ uhhhh, damn, forgot I need them. (in my excuse it's summer, and I never wear shoes in the summer!)

Nail stuff... still can't find white nail polish

Hair stuff.... I HAVE HAIR? why didn't someone mention this to me!!!! Damn girls! what good are you???

Jewelry...... CHECK

First aid kit..CHECK (most of the shit isn't for me, people are always asking me if I have a band aid or aspirin...sigh... why? I must look like a Mom!

Sewing kit....CHECK (not going to have the bra incident of 2002 happen again!)

Bathing suit...CHECK (with an extra shudder of fear that summer means bathing suits!)
I'd better take two of them, hate to get into a wet suit the next day!

P.J'S...DAMN, I FORGOT ABOUT THEM!!!!! KEEP THE SUGGESTIONS COMING!!!! THANKS FOR REMINDING ME!!!!!

Giggle

Found this on face book status, and it's just a perfect fit for me!!!!



I read recipes the same way I read science-fiction, I get to the end and think..Well that's not going to happen !

Giggle

WOW that's a long trip!!!!

I'm going to Mars!!!! Well, at least my name is.... and it is a name that will strike FEAR in the little Martian hearts!!!!!! GIGGLE

But only if you rub his belly!

Ugh! Sorry guys!

I know I have been ignoring you guys, but I'm working on costumes for Shore Leave. I've decided to take two different ones.

The star trek costume, and a Steampunk one! But I got problems.

1. the red star trek costume is "form fitting" in other words a smidge to tight for my comfort. I DO NOT LIKE my bulges showing. And there is no way I can get one size up since EVERY SINGLE WEB SITE THAT SELLS THE IS "SOLD OUT"!!!!

So I finally found one on Amazon.com.... it's a "Plus" size, and that means it will be waaaaaayyyyy to BIG!

BUT, it is easier to take in the seams then to add on to the seams. Everyone was saying the 1st one looked fine, but I'm just not into form fitting. I like things a tiny bit loose and comfortable, and that baby was not comfortable!

Steampunk is harder, but easier at the same time. With Star Trek you have to have an "exact" costume.... with steampunk it's "Victorian England as in Jules Vern's day!"

Very Victorian with steam weapons and such.

I had a long black velvet skirt, to this I added an embroidered blouse in rustic green, and a shawl of the same fabric. Then boots, a bustle, and some kind of hat!

So far I've got the blouse and skirt. I'm making fingerless lace gloves, then I have to figure out HOW THE FUCK TO MAKE A BUSTLE!!!

I bought a bunch of black satin fabric, and I'm sure I'll figure it out, even if I just wrap it around me and end it in a huge bow!

I'm not going "upper class" victorian, but more "working class" cause, no one, no where is getting me to wear something tight around my neck!!!! Total phobia about that!!!

I also got some extra black lace, stiff, to make a hat of some kind, I have lots of feathers to attach to it, and even a small Vail.

So please excuse me for a while. Shore Leave is only 30 days away!!!!! MUST WORK HARDER!!!! GIGGLE

It's a PLOT AGAINST ME!

A couple of weeks ago I posted a picture of my honeysuckle in the front yard grabbing my chines and stopping them from ringing!!!

Now my peas are doing the same thing to my chimes in the back yard!!!

I tell you it's a plot against me!!!!

All this wind, and no ringing chimes....

THE PLANTS ARE OUT TO GET YOU..... RUN!!!!

Spread the truth!

WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOO!

I WON!!!!!! I WON!!!!! YIPPPPPPIEEEEEE!!!

THANK YOU SUZIE!!!!!

http://catinthepumpkinmoon.blogspot.com/

This is great!!!!

Type this in, and get a "do it yourself" vidio on how to trap and kill STINK BUGS!!!! I know you all need it!!!




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Sign on my front door!

Pissed at Blogger!!!

Still can't post on any ones blog!!!!!!

Doesn't blogger know that IT'S NOT A GOOD THING TO PISS OFF WITCH'S!!!!!!!