Goddess bless Jeff, he makes me giggle

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...there is a gun rack on your bicycle

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've ever financed a tattoo.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your coffee table used to be a cable spool.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've painted a car with house paint.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your brother-in-law is your uncle

You might be a REDNECK if...
...nailing an old tire to the front door is your idea of a Christmas Wreath.

You might be a REDNECK if...
...your Grandma is also your Great Aunt