10 reasons

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TOP 10 REASONS WHY WITCHES DON'T WORSHIP THE DEVIL...

#10. Scorch marks on the furniture whenever Satan manifests.


#9. Not even Lysol can mask the smell of brimstone.

#8. It's hard to keep the flaming goat skulls lit when Satan isn't around.

#7. It's getting hard to find any blond virgins.

#6. Repeated stooping motion from administering the 'kiss of shame' is hard on the older coven members.

#5. Cat keeps playing with Satan's tail, which really annoys him.

#4. Demons smell worse than the brimstone.

#3. Blood from sacrifices is hard to get out of the carpet.

#2. The wailing of the dammed souls in hell keeps the neighbors awake at night.

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY WITCHES DO NOT WORSHIP SATAN IS...
(DRUM ROLL PLEASE..)

#1. We cannot worship something that doesn't exist.

Author: Anonymous