Thursday, February 16, 2012

Good ole country cures

Arthritis: go find a tree stump that has water collected in it... and rub or soak the water on the joints that hurt you.

Baldness: put fresh cow manure on your head

Boils: Eat roadrunner stew

Chicken Pox: remove your clothing, and run around the chicken house three times

Cold: pound dried frog skins into a fine powder, mix with fruit juice and drink

Fever Blisters: rub ear wax on them

Hiccups: lay a broom on the floor, and jump over it 3 times

Warts: Dip the eye of a dead cat in stump water, and place it on the wart.