You might be a Redneck Pagan.......
if your cakes-n-ale are cornbread and moonshine.
if your voodoo doll is made of WalMart bags.
if "All Hail" is often misinterpreted
as "awww hell"
if you gall stones for runes
if instead of colored candles you use colored Yule lights.
if skinny dipping in the crik is part of your ritual
bathing.
if your ritual robe is made out of mossy oak camo.
if your ritual knife is also a skinning knife
if your chalice is a red solo cup
if your ritual chalice is a mason jar that once had pickles
in it.
if your cauldron is also a wash tub...
if your cauldron is the old rusty top-load washing
machine in the front yard
if you reenact the wild hunt, and actually hunt
if you call the quarters as "North, East,
South and Over Yonder."
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