A biker was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The biker pulled over and said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.”
The Lord said, “Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for Me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.”
The biker thought about it for a long time and finally said, “Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand our wives. I want to know how she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
…and the Lord replied, “Do you want two lanes or four on that bridge?”
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3 comments:
HAhaha*snort*...This must be the morning of making tea almost come out of my nose, lol. This was classic.
Hehehehehehehe.....although I don't really think we're THAT hard to understand. "I'm giving you the silent treatment because you were out ALL NIGHT with your buddies...again, I cry because I'm drowning in debt/worried about my mother/missing my son and the way to make me happy is take me out on the town when I want to or go away and leave me alone went I want you to. Simple, right? Heh. ;)
My hubs laughed just a tad to much when I read him this joke. .lol
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