Timely death

I'm sorry to report that Artie Artichoke has passed away.

The official medical report, reports his death As an Accidental drowning. (in boiling water)

Unfortunately a more thorough exam could not be made since his remains were covered in lemon butter and eaten by person, or person's unknown.

We shall all miss him, but he is survived by 6 brothers. Hopefully this unlucky streak shall not contaminate the entire family.

He was a good artichoke, and met his death with dignity and fulfillment. Thank you