1. I can go to the bathroom with the door open!
2. I can take a bath with the door open!
3. I can go where I want, when I want, without worring that I have to save gas to take him back and forth to school!
4. I don't have to sit in the parking lot at the collage anymore, freezing, waiting for him to finish class to save gas money!!
5. I can eat what I want, when I want... without saving the larger portion for him!!
6. I can buy food, MY food, not just stuff for the kid!!!
7. I can eat lobster every day if I want too!!!!!
8. I can talk on the phone without him interrupting me!
9. I can move my computer BACK to the back bedroom, and get it out of my bedroom!!!!!!!!
10. I can get NAKED!!!!
11. I can make love on the livingroom sofa if I want to! also kitchen floor, dinningroom table..ect (now all I need is a sex partner!!!)
12. Hay, I can get one of thoes too!!!!!!!
13. I can stop looking at the alarm clock, and worrying that I won't get up in time to drive him to school!
14. I can visit my girlfriends for no reason at all
15. I can form a COVEN! (all that phycic energy drives him nuts!)
16. I CAN GET NAKED (that's worth repeating!!!!)
17. I'll have the money for a new tat
18. I'll save on electric and gas! (don't have to keep the heat up, and lights on for him anymore!!!!)
OHHHHHHHH YYYYYYYYIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Things to do when the boy is gone!!!!!
Posted by Judith at 7:11 AM
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