Sunday, April 04, 2010

Reprint: Trying on the DREADED bathing suit!!!!!

There are a few steps to do, before trying on your bathing suit for the first time in the spring!!!

1. be DRUNK, very, very DRUNK

2. Only look at yourself in a mirror that shows you from your chest up!!!
Never a full length one!!!!!

3. Have emergency chocolate ready in case of shock

4. Get dressed in regular clothing, go to the beach or pool.... and LOOK AROUND! I mean really look around at the women.... ignore the teenyboppers, and just look at the regular women...

5. Feeling better? I thought so.... now go for it!!!!!