There are a few steps to do, before trying on your bathing suit for the first time in the spring!!!
1. be DRUNK, very, very DRUNK
2. Only look at yourself in a mirror that shows you from your chest up!!!
Never a full length one!!!!!
3. Have emergency chocolate ready in case of shock
4. Get dressed in regular clothing, go to the beach or pool.... and LOOK AROUND! I mean really look around at the women.... ignore the teenyboppers, and just look at the regular women...
5. Feeling better? I thought so.... now go for it!!!!!
Sunday, April 04, 2010
Posted by Judith at 7:16 AM