You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
You might be a REDNECK if...
...during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
You might be a REDNECK if...
...there is a gun rack on your bicycle
You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've ever financed a tattoo.
You might be a REDNECK if...
...you prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather than hem them
You might be a REDNECK if...
...your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
You might be a REDNECK if...
...your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.
You might be a REDNECK if...
...you've painted a car with house paint.
You might be a REDNECK if...
...your brother-in-law is your uncle
You might be a REDNECK if...
...nailing an old tire to the front door is your idea of a Christmas Wreath.
You might be a REDNECK if...
...your Grandma is also your Great Aunt
Wet Cat Wednesday
3 days ago
1 comments:
Hey...No fair...I'm some of those!
Nah...not really...but I do live in a very rural area...in the stix...so I could do with a few tips on country living!
Thanks Ju
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