Wednesday, November 07, 2012

Sesame Seed spell

Sesame Seed Desperation Spell

This spell allegedly produces a fast quick fix; however, it may only be cast infrequently, not on a regular basis, so save it for emergencies.

1.Put a pinch of sesame seeds in a closed jar every day.

2.Do not remove any unless very badly in need of a cash infusion.

3.In moments of desperation, remove a pinch of seeds with your left hand.

...4.Spit on them, while concentrating on your dilemma and then immediately toss them onto the earth.


Autumn said...

Perfect for tax season =) Love it!