Thursday, December 17, 2009

Give and Take

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house,
she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries,
she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile,
she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her... So,

if you give......... her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!"

Author Unknown.


Anonymous said...

too funny!

Dessa said...

This is friggin' awesome!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Truer words were never spoken!

Oberon's Wood said...

Ain't that the truth Judith!