Thursday, December 17, 2009

Give and Take



"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.

If you give her a house,
she'll give you a home.

If you give her groceries,
she'll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile,
she'll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her... So,

if you give......... her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit!"

Author Unknown.

4 comments:

Sadie said...

too funny!

Dessa said...

This is friggin' awesome!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Truer words were never spoken!

Oberon's Wood said...

Ain't that the truth Judith!